u think that girl was pretty?
你..你觉得刚刚那妞好看吗？
How did that girl even get in here?
她怎么混进来的？
Did you see her?
你刚刚看见她了没？
She's so short and that dress is so tacky
她真的好矮啊，裙子还土得要死
Who wears cheetah?
现在谁还穿豹纹啊拜托
It's not even summer
现在又不是夏天
why does the DJ keep on
为什么DJ总是
playing Summertime Sadness?
放Summertime Sadness这曲子
After we go to the bathroom
一会儿冲过澡之后
can we go smoke a cigarette?
咱们去抽根烟吧？
I really need one
我现在真的想来一根
But first，
不过
LET ME TAKE A SELFIE
先让我来张自拍~
(Beat Drops)
（鼓点）
Can you guys help me pick a filter?
哎哎，你们能帮我挑个滤镜吗
I don't know if I should go
我也不知道
with XX Pro or Valencia
用XX Pro还是Valencia P图比较好
I wanna look tan
我想带上美黑效果
What should my caption be?
我在照片上该加上什么字呢？
I want it to be clever
最好是能让我看起来很有想法
How about “Livin' with my ladies
要不加上一行“在跟我的小婊砸们一起嗨
Hashtag LIVE“
#直播中“？
I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes
发了5分钟了才10个赞
Do you think I should take it down?
我是不是该删了它？
LET ME TAKE ANOTHER SELFIE
让我再来张自拍
(Beat Drops)
（鼓点）
Wait， pause， Jason just liked my selfie
等等，Jason刚刚点赞了
What a creep